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hi friends,

take out some time in your daily life and hav fun. 

Please post testing related jokes irrespective of lanquage in this thread. :-)

 

here is one nice joke:

Top 10 Signs That You're Dating A Tester

10. Your love letters get returned to you marked up with  red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes. 
9. When you complain about him spending too much time with you, he replies that he's in the middle of a soak test.
8. He keeps asking for a "spec" so he'll know how his "harness" should "interface" with you.
7. He'll always do something wrong twice so he can provide accurate repro steps.
6. When you tell him that you won't change something, he'll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for changing this one.
5. When you ask him how you look in an outfit, he'll actually tell you.
4. When you give him the "It's not you, it's me" breakup line, he'll agree with you and give specifics.
3. He won't help change a burned out lightbulb because his job is simply to report that it's burned out.
2. He'll keep bringing up old problems that you've since worked out just to make sure that they're still gone.
...and the number one way to tell you're dating a tester...
1. In the bedroom, he keeps "probing" the incorrect "input.

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Go on...

Make us all laugh a bit...anyone got any good software testing jokes?
atleast post a single joke ...

Software testers always go to heaven; they’ve already had their fair share of hell.”

Thanks & Regards,

 Suresh

 

 

 

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