Top 27 replies by Developers / Programmers when their Project / Bug Fix don't work

Top 27 replies by Developers / Programmers when their Project / Bug Fix don't work:
1. I thought I fixed that.
2. Where were you when the program blew up?
3. Why do you want to do it that way?
4. You can't use that version on your system.
5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
6. Did you check for a virus on your system?
7. Somebody must have changed my code.
8. It works, but it's not been tested.
9. THIS can't be the source of THAT.
10. I can't test everything!
11. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
12. You must have the wrong version.
13. I haven't touched that module in weeks!
14. There is something funky in your data
15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
16. It must be a hardware problem.
17. How is that possible?
18. It worked yesterday.
19. It's never done that before.
20. That's weird...
21. It's WAD (Working As Designed)
22. It's a feature
23. Who did you login as ?
24. It works fine on MY computer
25. But we'll slip the schedule.
26. But that's the way we've always done it.
27. We've reviewed the code, and there are no bugs.