The 7 commandments of Software Testing

Long long ago in the Testing Galaxy there was a hopeless tester. He wanted to pursue career in TESTING. Never understood the following,

1st in testing is you understand something with COMMON sense...

2^nd Always have 10000000000000 strategies in mind aim for BEST and prepare for WORST

3^rd Never believe everything is as per PLAN, tomorrow never exists it's always TODAY

4th You can't do anything unless until you convince yourself first

5th It’s only you the most creative person in world and always believes things are never 100%

6th You are the worst stubborn person against the better stubborn, you have a degree from c3 school (Convince or Confuse or corrupt)

7^th you can ONLY be worst then tomorrow, better than yesterday and yourself today

The above 7 commandments of testing... where do you think they fit in Testing?

Thanks,

Siddiq

Untested tester with 1 Tera issues and 1 Zeta requirements.